Role playing is an excellent tool to use in your sexual repertoire. Role-playing gives you the chance to become someone else, whether it’s to help you lose your inhibitions or just to have a different kind of fun in the bedroom. One role-play idea we like is the Massage Parlor, with you as the “Client” and your lover as the “Masseur/Masseur”.

To enact this fantasy, you should think of a shady massage parlor, located at the bottom of a dark staircase, in a back alley, advertising free “special touches.”

The stereotypical massage parlor is often a front for an entire brothel. But how would you know that? You’re just a redneck in the big city looking to sample the same luxuries of city life. You just want to give yourself a nice relaxing massage after a long day of sightseeing. Of course, the typical massage parlor massage is pretty basic, but you wouldn’t know that either, since you’ve never experienced a massage before. You walk in with your naive little mind thinking of nothing.

You didn’t really think too much about it when the entrance to the room is up a dark stairwell, in a back alley. You think to yourself, “Hey, rents in big cities are expensive. You take what you can get.” However, you are a bit surprised by the dimly lit facilities and the simple curtains that separate the different seasons. It must be a pretty good place though because all the other customers seem to be having a great time.

You enter your curtained “room”, undress and lie down on the table. When the masseuse/masseuse walks in you are amazed at how good she looks. They could easily win the Beauty Queen Contest at the country fair. She amazes you even more how good they are with her hands once they start your massage.

They work on your entire body, your legs, your arms, your back, your neck. It feels great and you’re starting to lose yourself in her capable hands (remember, you don’t know what a professional massage feels like). And then, they start to focus their attention on your buttocks. “Wow! I never expected that”, you think to yourself. “But it feels really good. I guess they do it all the time. It must be a big city thing.” As they work, they focus even more on your private parts, but since you’re a bit… lost in translation… you don’t even seem to notice.

You’re being gently rubbed down there when you finally come back down to earth. “Whoa, wait! Is this normal?” you ask. “Of course. Everybody does it… and everything is included.” You’re not so sure, but you’re pretty turned on and the special attention really feels amazing. “Well, okay, but keep it professional,” you say hesitantly. “Absolutely, we are here to make you happy.”

His arousal continues to build rapidly as he tries to “keep it professional,” but of course he finds it hard to keep still as his sexual energy soars. When the masseuse/masseur starts blowing on your private parts, you are completely shocked that townspeople get into this kind of thing. No wonder there are so many people in cities. You like!

Your mind is spinning, so when they start sucking you off, you are more than accepting. In fact, you give them a helping hand. Suddenly, after a few minutes, everything stops!

You look up and your masseuse is taking off his uniform. They look you in the eye, climb on top of the table and…

Even if you’re just a villager, we’re sure you can figure out what to do next.

A great way to set up this role play is to use colored light bulbs (red works well) and attach strings to hold up some curtains around a massage table. Get yourself a good massage oil and let the rest take care of itself. Of course, to be fair, you really should consider switching roles another day.