Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) wondered, “I’m serious, it’s just breasts. Every second person in the world has them.” Exactly every second person in the world has them. Your mother, your aunt, your grandmother, your teacher, Bruce Jenner … Whoops! Caitlyn Jenner. Anyway, the underlying point is that breasts are not a big deal. They are simply round, bouncy, fat that are like saggy extras on the female anatomy. There is nothing impressive about it.

But we have to face it. Men are programmed to worship them. Heterosexual men and particular women of course. Aside from the sexual impression that breasts have, the question of the hour is: Would you love your breasts if there was something wrong with them? No, not breast cancer.

1. Polymastia (Accessory breasts): a more scientific name would be mammae erraticae. Aside from fans of film fiction, cases of polymathy have been reported since the 15th century. Here is another additional surprise. These extra mammary glands are not always found on the chest. A woman called Therese Belly from Marseille, France, she had an extra nipple on her thigh. When he reached puberty, he also matured. She became pregnant and was able to supply milk through them. That’s how it is. Milk through her breasts, located on her thighs.

2. Nippleless breasts: Not a documented condition as such, but definitely insane among a few. Surgical removal of the nipples is something that doctors must undergo. In a more philosophical approach, some of the people with breast cancer also have this condition. However, having perfectly smooth, round breasts is something some women dream of. But to be honest, nipples are the best part of a sparkling breast. Right men?

3. The longest: In the elaborate study conducted in 2013, men who love large breasts are financially insecure. In that case, those who are in love with Annie Hawkins-Turner will become hell and homeless. She has officially broken all records. Measuring 72 inches around and 43 inches under the bust, with a bra size of 48V, she holds the record for the largest natural breasts in the world. I guess all your friends could be chiropractors. Don’t be offended Annie. Go girl!

4. Gynecomastia: They are also known as man boobs. It is self explanatory. But the strange fact is that there are some men who have it surgically done. Straight men, in fact. A man named Adam Carolla from New York got his own set of beauties because he couldn’t find a girlfriend. No comments man. What works for you. Keep doing what you have to do.

5. Paget’s disease: Malignant breast disease involving changes in the skin and nipples. At first, the skin develops a rash, like eczema. Later, bloody or straw-tinged discharge. The nipple can turn inward.

So, let’s go back to the question of time. Are breasts still extremely sexy and interesting even if they are not perfect? Ask yourself that question and then maybe we can gaze at beautiful women with their huge mammary glands.